Download E-books Zeus Is Dead: A Monstrously Inconvenient Adventure PDF

By Michael G. Munz

Fantasy Bronze Medalist: 2015 Readers' favourite e-book Awards
Finalist: 2015 self reliant writer community e-book of the 12 months Awards

THE GODS ARE again. DID YOU delusion THEM?

You most likely observed the click convention. 9 months in the past, Zeus's homicide catapulted the Greek gods again into our international. Now the complete pantheon revels in new temples, casinos, and media empires--except Apollo. A compulsive overachiever with a bursting portfolio of godly tasks, the quantity of e-mail on my own that he gets from rapacious mortals turns every day right into a dwelling hell.

Yet there's wish, if in basic terms he can go back Zeus to lifestyles! through Thalia, the foundation of comedy and technological know-how fiction, Apollo will danger his very godhood to aid sarcastic television manufacturer Tracy Wallace and a gamer-geek named Leif--two mortals who carry the major to Zeus's resurrection. (Well, most likely. Prophecies are tough buggers.)

Soon an overflowing inbox stands out as the least of Apollo's issues. Whoever murdered Zeus will surely kill back to avoid his go back, and keeping off them will be a ways more straightforward if Apollo may be able to determine who they are.

Even worse, the inspiration is commencing to get cranky.

Discover a latest delusion the place truth television heroes slay genuine monsters and the gods have their very own Twitter feeds! Mythology sideswipes truth in Zeus Is useless: A Monstrously Inconvenient Adventure!

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Download E-books Coconut Cowboy: A Novel PDF

Channeling his internal Easy Rider, Serge Storms saddles up for his so much epic, deadly, and hilarious street journey ever as he revvs off to discover the misplaced American Dream . . . beginning within the Florida Panhandle.

Obsessed with the enduring Sixties vintage Easy Rider, encyclopedic Floridaphile, cute serial killer, and picture buff extraordinaire Serge A. Storms devises his wildest plan but: end the adventure began via his freewheeling heroes, Captain the US and Billy, tragically reduce brief through a few shotgun-wielding rednecks.

Setting a direction for the Florida panhandle, Captain Serge—with Coleman actually driving shotgun—mounts his vintage motorbike and hits the street looking for the genuine the United States: the apple-pie-eating, freedom-swilling mothers and pops of major road USA.

But the the USA he reveals within the rural burgs dotting the neck of the peninsula is slightly various . . . and a complete lot more bizarre than whatever Peter Fonda and Dennis Hopper encountered. In a kingdom the place legal politicians are extra universal than gators, Serge and Coleman realize one specific speed-trap locale so aggressively inept at corruption that investigators are baffled the place to start.

Expect not anything under insanity, mayhem, creative homicides, and mind-altering prescription drugs while Serge and Coleman’s course intersects with the light State’s hyper-dysfunctional rusticity.

Where’s Jack Nicholson if you want him?

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Download E-books What If?: Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions PDF

By Randall Munroe

From the author of the wildly renowned webcomic xkcd, hilarious and informative solutions to big questions you possibly by no means suggestion to ask.

Millions of individuals stopover at every one week to learn Randall Munroe’s iconic webcomic. His stick-figure drawings approximately technology, know-how, language, and love have a wide and passionate following.

Fans of xkcd ask Munroe loads of unusual questions. What for those who attempted to hit a baseball pitched at ninety percentage the rate of sunshine? how briskly are you able to hit a velocity bump whereas riding and reside? If there has been a robotic apocalypse, how lengthy may humanity last?

In pursuit of solutions, Munroe runs machine simulations, pores over stacks of declassified army study memos, solves differential equations, and consults with nuclear reactor operators. His responses are masterpieces of readability and hilarity, complemented through signature xkcd comics. they generally are expecting the whole annihilation of humankind, or at the least a truly tremendous explosion.

The e-book gains new and never-before-answered questions, besides up-to-date and increased models of the most well-liked solutions from the xkcd site. What If? should be required examining for xkcd enthusiasts and somebody who likes to consider the hypothetical.

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Download E-books The Darwin Awards II: Unnatural Selection PDF

By Wendy Northcutt

The Darwin Awards II: Unnatural Selection brings jointly a clean selection of the hapless, the heedless, and the simply undeniable foolhardy between us.  Salute the landlord of an apparatus education university who demonstrates the risks of using a forklift via failing to outlive the filming of his personal security video. Gawk on the couple who nod off on a sloping roof. Witness the shepherd who leaves his rifle unsecured—only to be by chance shot through one in all his personal flock.

With over 100 Darwin Award Winners, Honorable Mentions, and debunked city Legends, plus technology and protection counsel for keeping off the scythe of common choice, The Darwin Awards II proves once more how unusual good judgment can be.

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Download E-books The Last Testament: A Memoir by God PDF

Over the process his lengthy and wonderful profession, God has actually noticeable all of it. and never simply noticeable. actually, the multi-talented deity has performed a pivotal position in lots of significant occasions, together with the production of the universe, the whole thing of global heritage, the lifetime of each man or woman who has ever lived, and the profitable transitioning of American Idol into the post-Simon Cowell period.

Now, because the earth he has godded so magnificently attracts to a Mayan-induced shut, God breaks his 1,400-year literary silence along with his ultimate masterpiece, The final Testament.

As dictated to his mortal amanuensis, 11-time Emmy Award-winning comedy author David Javerbaum, God appears again with unparalleled candor on his time within the public quarter. he's taking us behind the curtain of Genesis, environment the checklist (un)straight at the actual first couple, Adam and Steve, and not easy long-held notions concerning the viability of containing a phylogenetically entire double bestiary inside of a 450,000-cubic-cubit watercraft.

For the 1st time, he breaks his silence on Jesus Christ, laying off gentle on a father-son courting as heartwarming as Will and Jaden Smith's. And he finds his real emotions approximately his 3rd nice religion, Islam, that are not anything yet optimistic AND RESPECTFUL.

But The final testomony does not simply glance again. It additionally deals God's views at the perennial quagmires of affection, marriage, and smiting. And he's taking an 27.99 unfiltered examine modern society, addressing such hot-button subject matters as:

  • Why he loves the US
  • What he listens for in an outstanding prayer
  • Which activities groups he relatively roots for
  • Which celebrities are completely homosexual

    Sometimes preachy, occasionally holier-than-thou, yet regularly full of life, The final Testament is a story of braveness, adversity, and triumph. it is the final superstar autobiography, absolute to entice not just hardcore God fanatics and "worshipers", yet to an individual who is ever had overall omnipotence. when you position entire religion within the literal fact of 1 ebook written by way of God, make it The final Testament.

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Download E-books Pretty Good Joke Book: A Prairie Home Companion PDF

By Garrison Keillor

A treasury of hilarity from one among America’s favourite radio indicates. a man walks right into a bar. 8 Canada ducks stroll right into a bar. A termite jumps up at the bar and asks, “Where is the bar tender?” Drum roll. The 5th version of the perennially renowned lovely stable shaggy dog story ebook is every little thing the 1st 4 have been and extra. extra puns, one-liners, gentle bulb jokes, knock-knock jokes, and third-grader jokes (have you heard the only approximately Elvis Parsley?). extra faith jokes, political jokes, legal professional jokes, blonde jokes, and jokes in questionable flavor (Why did the urologist lose his license? He obtained in hassle along with his peers). extra jokes approximately chickens, relationships, and senior moments (The great factor approximately Alzheimer’s is you could benefit from the comparable jokes back and again). it began again in 1996, while A Prairie domestic significant other lovers laughed themselves foolish through the first funny story express. the published was once the sort of hit that it grew to become an almost-annual gagfest. Then lovers desired to learn the jokes, percentage them, and go them round, and the 1st lovely strong shaggy dog story booklet used to be born. With 362 new jokes (more or less), the newest version supplies numerous giggles, chortles, and guffaws anyone—fans of the radio convey or not—will get pleasure from.

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Download E-books House of Robots PDF

By James Patterson, Chris Grabenstein

The tale of a unprecedented robotic that indicators up for a normal 5th grade classification and alterations straightforward university endlessly is now in paperback!

It's by no means effortless for Sammy Hayes-Rodriguez to slot in, so he is dreading the day while his genius mother insists he convey her most recent invention to college: a robotic he calls E--for "Error". E not just thinks he is Sammy's brother... he is really even nerdier than Sammy. Will E be Sammy's one-way price tag to Loserville? Or will he end up to the realm that it truly is cool to be sq.?

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Download E-books Royal Flash (Flashman) PDF

By George MacDonald Fraser

In quantity II of the Flashman Papers, Flashman tangles with femme fatale Lola Montez and the dastardly Otto Von Bismarck in a conflict of wits with the intention to make a decision the future of a continent. during this quantity of The Flashman Papers, Flashman, the arch-cad and toady, fits his wits, his skills for deceit and malice, and particularly his velocity in evasion opposed to the main significant eu statesman and opposed to the main beauiful and unscrupulous adventuress of the period. From London gaming-halls and English hunting-fields to eu dungeons and throne-rooms, he's inquisitive about a determined succession of escapes, disguises, amours and (when he can't keep away from them) hand-to-hand combats. all of the whereas, the future of a continent rests on his large and failing shoulders.

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Download E-books Maud's House: A Novel PDF

By Sherry Roberts

Ever desired to draw at the partitions? you then needs to learn Maud's House.

As a baby prodigy, artist Maud Calhoun placed around Corners, Vermont, at the map with work that coated each inch of her house--inside and out. Now Maud faces a clean canvas and searches for her creativity as strain mounts for her to color a city mural. Will she ever paint back? the city is counting on her. simply because artwork is disappearing in around Corners.

Creativity misplaced. it really is as grotesque as dust season in Vermont.

This identify was once initially released through Papier-Mache Press.

More compliment for Maud's House
"A reflective madcap comedy".--Orson Scott Card, writer of The misplaced Boys

**If you're keen on yoga and mysteries, step off the mat and into experience with Down puppy Diary.
**If you take pleasure in examining approximately critical issues (censorship) with a sprinkle of humor, look for Book of Mercy.

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